Failure of the Day: The 14-Day Xmas
Chris says quitting your job is like Christmas. ‘Course, he also says “Look out for leprous pirates!” whenever it’s foggy so sometimes it’s a bit of a challenge to separate the words of wisdom from the just, y’know, words.
It took some doing but thanks to fine bit of insomnia last night I was able to dredge up the fact that the last time I gave notice and actually quit a job, it was in early 1989, and from the Wherehouse records store on 9th and Irving. (It’s a Jamba Juice now, and I dreamed about it once.) All the jobs I’ve had since then I was either fired, laid off, became too crippled to work, or just completed the contract.
I gave my two-week notice yesterday at Software R Us. Which is not to say that my notice has actually been received yet—both my boss and my boss’s boss were out of the office so I had to do it via an email that was cheerfully greeted with Out-Of-Office Autoreplies. It’s hard to quit, it turns out.
Things at Software R Us are a little unsettled these days—as usually follows an explicitly stated corporate promise of No Merger! No Layoffs!, we recently underwent a merger with some layoffs, so everyone there has a kind of maniacal fear laughter thing going on. There has been quite a rash of conversations, all of which can be distilled into: “Do you think they’ll keep you?” and I deemed it unnecessary to keep the fact of immanent departure much of a secret. I spoke about it with the fine folks in my department last week and some other people as well.
I have to say, everyone at work has been especially nice to me ever since. That is likely because I have been less my usual asocial self and a good bit chattier than I have ever been before. But I suspect what Chris says is also true—like during xmas, people are just a little bit kinder, a little bit more thoughtful when they know they will probably never see you again before too long. Can’t complain about that, really.
It took some doing but thanks to fine bit of insomnia last night I was able to dredge up the fact that the last time I gave notice and actually quit a job, it was in early 1989, and from the Wherehouse records store on 9th and Irving. (It’s a Jamba Juice now, and I dreamed about it once.) All the jobs I’ve had since then I was either fired, laid off, became too crippled to work, or just completed the contract.
I gave my two-week notice yesterday at Software R Us. Which is not to say that my notice has actually been received yet—both my boss and my boss’s boss were out of the office so I had to do it via an email that was cheerfully greeted with Out-Of-Office Autoreplies. It’s hard to quit, it turns out.
Things at Software R Us are a little unsettled these days—as usually follows an explicitly stated corporate promise of No Merger! No Layoffs!, we recently underwent a merger with some layoffs, so everyone there has a kind of maniacal fear laughter thing going on. There has been quite a rash of conversations, all of which can be distilled into: “Do you think they’ll keep you?” and I deemed it unnecessary to keep the fact of immanent departure much of a secret. I spoke about it with the fine folks in my department last week and some other people as well.
I have to say, everyone at work has been especially nice to me ever since. That is likely because I have been less my usual asocial self and a good bit chattier than I have ever been before. But I suspect what Chris says is also true—like during xmas, people are just a little bit kinder, a little bit more thoughtful when they know they will probably never see you again before too long. Can’t complain about that, really.
5 Comments:
At July 16, 2005 12:26 PM, Jeff Lester said…
Does Chris know they're remaking The Fog with Clark Kent/Superman from Smallville in it? I found that kind of wacky.
At July 16, 2005 1:49 PM, Nancy said…
Huh. I didn't know that, but Chris did. Who's playing the Adrienne Barbeau role I wonder?
Seriously, though...I'm scared of damn near everything but no way am I being talked into being scared of the WEATHER.
At July 17, 2005 10:09 PM, Jeff Lester said…
Yeah, it was a pretty tough sale, even back then.
But know that the Japanese have made it possible to be scared of water, small children and consumer electronics, maybe its time is nigh.
At July 17, 2005 10:09 PM, Jeff Lester said…
Fuck. "Now," not "know."
I can't believe I still do that when I'm tired.
At July 18, 2005 8:34 AM, Nancy said…
Yeah, but I can conceive scenarios in which a person is actually killed by water, small children, or consumer electronics. I can't so much see people screaming "Everybody! Run! It's some clouds! And they're REALLY LOW!!"
(And, seriously, you type like a thousand words a minute and from what I can gather, you haven't eaten yet this month so cut yourself some slack on the typos!)
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