Failure of the Day: At Last

For those of you aching to know just what Chris got me for xmas, ache no more:

The self portrait is one of an edition of 13 lithographs, signed by Mr. Vonnegut. This isn't the exact one I got--mine is on letterhead from a Cape Cod SAAB dealership that says at the top: Kurt Vonnegut, Manager. Turn to page 136 in A Man Without a Country to view the stationary.

Try to imagine the enormity of my pure elation and delight...go on, try. You'll be way, way off. It's much bigger than that.