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Friday, April 11, 2003

Failure of the Day: Good Will

All right. This is the 4th goddamn time I've tried to write this entry, and each version has been more morose than the last and I'm sick of it. You hear me? SICK of it.

15 year old religious fembot who wouldn't know about the separation between church and state if it bit her in the ass--I banish you from my thoughts. Come back when you've got an education and an opinion of your own.

IRS—fuck off. Seriously.

Dr. Phil—I'm boycotting you after your disgraceful and grossly unfair ambush of two woefully unprepared anti-war activists.

CNN, MSNBC, ABC, CBS, FOX—I am Jim Kirk in Star Trek 3, and I am kicking you in the face: I! Have HAD! ENOUGH! Of YOU!

The writer of the episode of CSI I watched last night—hang yourself. You actually made a character say this: "There's nothing harmless about death."

There are more, but I'm hungry and Chris will be home soon and we are going to the grocery store because right now, what I really need is a big piece of cake.


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