Failure of the Day: M. Night Shyamalan

Chris, in case you were wondering, is a genius. He's a certified IQ genius it's true, but that's not the kind I mean. I mean a psychic movie genius. At least he says he is. He says he figured out the twist of The Sixth Sense, Unbreakable, and Signs after seeing only the trailers for those films. So when he saw the trailer for The Village and proclaimed he already knew the twist of that movie as well, I figured it was time to put up or shut up. I had him write down the twist and seal it in an envelope.